The Vandal

Hydration is not a crime

The Vandal is a precision 3D-printed key for accessing public vandal-proof taps. Designed for long-distance hikers and ultralight mischief-makers, it's your ticket to hydration when civilization gets stingy.

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*Use The Vandal responsibly. Accessing water from public infrastructure may be subject to local laws, frowns, or the occasional council worker side-eye. This is a tool of liberation, not destruction.

Why You Need One

Access water when you need it most. The precision-engineered design fits standard vandal-proof outdoor taps commonly found in parks, sports grounds, and along hiking trails.

Ultralight – Weighs less than your guilt

Durable – Built for trail miles, not toolboxes

Universal – Fits standard vandal-resistant taps

Discrete – Slips into any pocket or pack

Essential – Water access where others can't

Ethical – You're not destroying anything, just hydrating

Peace of Mind – Because there's no gear more essential than water access

Specifications

Material	Durable 3D-printed polymer
Weight	Negligible (lighter than your conscience)
Compatibility	Standard vandal-proof outdoor taps
Finish	Precision-engineered for perfect fit
Care	Dishwasher safe, rinse and go

FAQs

Yes. As real as a sunburn on day four. We 3D print each one with durable polymer and send it straight to you. No vaporware, no Kickstarter purgatory—just hydration justice in your pocket.

Technically, it depends. You're not breaking a lock or damaging anything—just accessing public infrastructure. Still, laws vary. Be smart, be respectful, and maybe don't wave it around in front of the mayor.

The Vandal is designed to fit standard vandal-proof outdoor taps commonly used by councils, parks, and sports grounds. If it looks like a tiny fortress turret where the handle should be, that's probably the one.

Only if you're caught being obnoxious. Most hikers report nothing more than a raised eyebrow from the occasional council worker. Just hydrate and move along.

Less than a shadow. Exact weight: negligible. It's lighter than the moral burden of stealing bottled water from a gas station.

Nope. Cyclists, vanlifers, urban explorers, or anyone who needs water on the move can benefit. But hikers get extra street cred.

If you're the tinkering type, sure. But we've already optimized it for strength, weight, and style. Plus, supporting this project helps us keep the taps flowing.

Absolutely. But we suggest just rinsing it and moving on with your weird little adventure.

The Vandal

Why You Need One

Specifications

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